Friends: Yup, amazingly enough I've got friends. This isn't an exhaustive list. Of course, who knows if they consider me a friend. Maybe I'm just stalking these folks.

• Matt Bing: I worked with Matt at NFR.
• Dave Goodrum: Brother-in-law and NFR.
• Brett Hankins: NFR
• Nigel Houghton: I worked with Nigel at NFR. But now that he works for a rival, he's my bitter enemy. But still a friend.
• Shawn & Arielle Masters: I met Arielle at BTG, and I worked with Shawn at NFR.
• Manly W. Mumford: Also known to me as "Dad". Rest in Peace.
• Shaw Mumford: Also known as "sis".
• Marcus J. Ranum: Again, the NFR connection.
• Nick Vargish: Both BTG and NFR.